Georgie and Alan have life worked out. Clocked. Perfect relationship – tick. Perfect house – tick. Dirty Dot as their Mum / Mum-in-law – tick.

My weekend of weddings kicked off on Friday night with Pat, Adriana and the second biggest cannoli cake I’ve ever seen.

It’s been a big month.

Let me school you on a few things about Melissa Lea Jennifer Taylor.

As soon as I met Magda and Kristof I wanted to become Polish. 

Here's a list of the 50 lessons I've learned during my last 50 ceremonies!

It’s a Saturday night in the autumn of 2012.  I’m in a car driven by one of my besties. Josh Exton. What a handsome son of a bitch. Chin jaw. Wavy brown hair. Lips like a barracouta. 

It’s the night of Heleena and Philip’s wedding. The night is crisp. Smith Street is awash with its usual cast of characters. I make my way up to the venue, dodging a volley of VB stubbies thrown by the nearby hobos.